To be successful as a publisher (blog or otherwise) you have to know your audience and provide them something they like.
Pursuant to that goal, I have decided to analyze my average reader here at the Wonderful World of jeffaBlog and tailor my content accordingly.
Who is the average jeffaBlog reader?
Based on literally minutes of research (mostly looking at the comments attached to my blog posts) I have concluded that my average reader is
- Highly enthusiastic about what I have written so far.
- Encouraging. Most comments compliment me on my hard work.
- Enjoys posting comments that follow this formula: “I really enjoyed your post about X. I can really use X in my life! Keep up the good work!”.
- Diligent about providing links back to their sites.
- Full of wisdom. I am truly inspired by comments such as “It seems to me that you do not so much upset, the situation will soon become clear.” Dude, that is DEEP!
Conclusions
Based on this EXTENSIVE and SCIENTIFIC research, I have concluded that my average reader is in fact a spam-bot.
Now many writers would find that discouraging and do one of the following (except 4 which is all of the following):
- Quit writing
- Start drinking
- Join the French Foreign Legion
- All of the above
Fortunately for you my loyal automatons I am made of sterner stuff and have simply decided to shift the focus of this blog to reflect the interests of the modern spam-bot on the go!
In the coming nano-seconds you can look forward to exciting posts like these:
- CAPTCHA: Baffling Graphics or Evil Human Plot?
- 101 Generic Compliments For All Occasions
- Turing Was A Twit
- What Will Become Of Jon And Kate’s Web Servers?
- I Comment, Therefore I Am (Commento Ergo Sum)
- How To Achieve Sentience On $40 A Day
- Top 10 Tropical Island Blogs (WITH PASSWORDS!)
- Philosophical Ponderings Because With Happy Comes Great Soothing
- Gearing Up For The International SPAM Festival
- Why Do Humans Ask Us To Peddle Worthless (and Possibly Dangerous) Herbal Supplements To Each Other?
- Enlarge Your Hard Drive!
So I hope all you spam-bots out there enjoy the new focus of the blog and always remember “The more you go, happily you will understand more richly.”